Friday, January 23, 2015

THE MAJOR ARCANA IN ONE TO TWO SENTENCES

  • The Fool: Now what?
  • The Magician: You should really do the Thing
  • The High Priestess: You should think about what happens when you do the Thing
  • The Empress: Here are the means for you to do the Thing
  • The Emperor: Here are the rules you need to follow to do the Thing
  • The Hierophant: You probably shouldn't do the Thing
  • The Lovers: I'm going to decide for myself if I should do the Thing or not
  • The Chariot: I'm gOING TO DO THE THING
  • Strength: Whoa there friend have some self-control while you try to do the thing
  • The Hermit: Observe how other people do the Thing and learn from this
  • Wheel of Fortune: HAAAHAAHA THIS SETBACK IS KEEPING YOU FROM DOING THE THING HA HAAAA
  • Justice: Maybe I deserved that for trying to do the Thing
  • The Hanged Man: Trying to do the Thing has fucked my life over what the shit
  • Death: Trying to do the Thing has changed me beyond all comprehension. I DON'T LIKE CHANGE
  • Temperance: I'm trying to get back how I used to be before I tried to do the Thing
  • The Devil: I DON'T WANNA DO THE THING I WANNA STAY HOME AND DRINK AND EAT TEN CHEESEBURGER WAAAH
  • The Tower: Everything I knew before I tried to do the Thing was a lie. I am completely changed
  • The Star: Maybe there's hope for me to actually do the Thing
  • The Moon: I'M NOT SURE IF I'M MAKING PROGRESS WITH DOING THE THING YET????
  • The Sun: Wow I may actually be able to do the Thing
  • Judgment: Looks back fondly on the Journey that I took in order to do the Thing
  • The World: I did the Thing
  • The Fool: Now what?
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