You have a hanger-on
[…] Deivsed to drive away an ex-lover, it’s equally good to use on any relationship that’s ending–but not fast enough. It severs you from those who just won’t call it a day. It’s even good for driving away stalkers.
You need:
- Two white candles
- A match
- Two small bowls
- Two fresh eggs
- A small kitchen mallet or meat tenderizer
- A fork
Light the candles and stand them side by side on a table in front of you. Place the bowls in front of the candles. Place an egg in its shell in the bowl on the right.
Take the remaining egg and crack it gently into the bowl on the left. Say: “My mind is gold, my body silver. My mind is single. My body is single.”
Take the meat tenderizer or mallet and whack the egg on the right. Say: “Your mind is gold, your body silver.” With the fork, stir together the mess of whites, yolk, and shell, saying: “Your mind is single. Your body is single.”
Separate the bowls by about a foot and move the candles ahead, placing them in the space between the bowls. Say: “Our minds are single. Our bodies are single.”
Extinguish the candles. Rinse the intact cracked egg down the sink. Throw the smashed egg outside and cover it with a bit of earth. Wash both bowls.
My notes: I’d spend a good time before doing the spell to focus on the one egg representing the ex-lover/stalker/etc. I also think a lighter works just as well as a match, despite what this author thinks.
