Friends On The Other Side Curse
Friends On The Other Side Curse
- to cause nightmares for someone who is insulting you, gossiping about
you, or otherwise making your life difficult by running their mouth
Don’t you disrespect me, little man
Don’t you derogate or deride
You’re in my world now, not your world
And I’ve got friends on the other side
You will need:
- Photo of the person, or a blank cloth poppet
- Target’s hair or nails, if you can get them
- Black marker, or needle and black thread
- Valerian (for a constant groggy feeling)
- Juniper berries (to cause visions)
- Lobelia (aka Gagroot, to make them choke on their words)
- Allspice (to alleviate diarrhea of the mouth)
- Cypress (to cause dreams to become nightmares) [Substitute for Yew]
- Vinegar
- Jar with tight-fitting lid
- Coins or food offering
Step One:
Take the photo or poppet, and the black marker or needle and thread,
and draw X’s or sew a series of cross-stitches over the mouth. The
number will depend on how badly the target has been slandering you. For
worse transgressions, use more X’s.
Say:
I bind your mouth, I bind your voice
Because you made the foolish choice
To insult, slander, and seek to maim,
But now it is YOU who will be shamed.
Step Two:
Place the poppet or photo, and the hair and nails into the jar. Add the
lobelia and the allspice. While adding the valerian, juniper berries,
and cypress, say:
No more words and no more speech
But dreams I place within your reach
Into your head these herbs will send
A nightmare world without an end
You chose to derogate and deride
Now meet my friends on the Other Side
Step Three: Fill the jar with vinegar (or urine, if you prefer), and seal it. Wax or duct tape around the rim will prevent escape.
Step Four:
Take the jar to a cemetery. Bury it inside the gate. Leave the coins or
food as an offering for the dead who dwell there. Walk away without
looking back.
